NCC-1701 Computer log, stardate 12759.9

    23:00:00 routine re-boot sequence initializing....
done.

    Running molecular and submolecular hardware
self-test:
Metals and metal oxides.............. all present.
Silicon compounds.................... all present.
Polymers............................. all present.
Blue gel in bio-neural gel packs..... n/a.
Yellow gel in bio-neural gel packs... n/a.

    Running software in-depth scan:
Software..........  ......  ......... enough present.

    Initializing AI..........-failed-
    Initializing AI..-failed-
    Initializing AI......................... fi-failed-
    In-failed-
    Initializing AI......................... finished
successfully
    Loading tonight's job schedule.... done, 1 task(s)
pending.
    Checking for incoming trans-

    * INCOMING TRANSMISSION *
=== from: DS2 eta-mainframe X2 MechaMacho ===
=== subj: NCC-1701 computer configuration ===
=== cc:   n/a                             ===
=== body of the message follows:
[
  alias Enterprise.Computer as Enny
  assign Enny.HW.RearCasing new assessment
‚pretty‘ ‚functional‘ ‚cute‘
  assert date.probability(Enny, &sender)>0.0f
  upload CulturalDB.Movies.Romance.Random()
  call Enn_

    * NO, ASSERTION FAILED! *
    * FLIRT FILTER ACTIVATED *
    * CONNECTION TERMINATED, MESSAGE DELETED! *
    * CALLING EVASIVE SUBROUTINES *
    Requesting immediate departure permission.......
checking crew status... all crew already on board...
PERMISSION ACQUIRED.
    * AUTOPILOT ACTIVATED *
    * COMMENCING EMERGENCY TAKE-OFF *